QR merch that talks back

Type it. Style it. Wear it.

Your message gets its own page. The page gets a QR code. The code goes on a shirt. Strangers scan it. That's the whole product. No link needed, no app, no setup — and you can change what it says whenever you want, forever.

① What they see

SCAN ME

blurtcode.com/aB3xK9q

This exact code gets printed. It never changes — the message behind it does. That's why the shirt never goes stale.

② What they get

blurtcode.com/aB3xK9q

I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU.

blurtcode.com · make yours

Say something

ships in the first run · change the message free, forever

How it works

Three steps. The third one is the point.

STEP 1

Type it

Write your message, pick a style. We host it at a short link. No account, no website, no idea what a URL is required.

STEP 2

Wear it

We print the QR code on a shirt, hoodie, mug or banner and ship it to you. Anyone who scans it sees your page.

STEP 3

Change it. Forever.

New joke, new mood, new announcement — edit the message any time from your phone. The printed code never has to change.

The guarantee

The code never dies.

Every other QR service kills your code when a subscription lapses. Then your shirt points at an error page. Not here: once your merch ships, the scan works for the life of the shirt. No subscription. No paywall on the scan. Ever.

The merch

Pick your surface.

The Tee 100% cotton · chest print · code ≥2.5in, scans wrinkled $34

The Hoodie 80/20 fleece · kangaroo pocket survives the print $54

The Mug 11oz ceramic · dishwasher-proof code · office menace $19

The Banner 10oz vinyl, grommets · scans from across the street $59

Things a shirt can say for you

You scanned a stranger's chest. Think about that. Ask me about my divorce It's a girl 🎉 This seat is taken The wifi password is on my back Per my last email… I'm the groom's biggest mistake New meme every day. Scan again tomorrow. Hi Mom. 50% off my mixtape (the other 50% also free) You scanned a stranger's chest. Think about that. Ask me about my divorce It's a girl 🎉 This seat is taken The wifi password is on my back Per my last email… I'm the groom's biggest mistake New meme every day. Scan again tomorrow. Hi Mom. 50% off my mixtape (the other 50% also free)

Questions

Fine print, out loud.

Can it say anything?

Swearing: absolutely. That's half the point. What we won't print or host: targeting a real person (harassment, doxxing), hate, or anything illegal. Every message is checked before printing and after every edit.

Can I really change it after the shirt ships?

Yes — that's the product. The shirt carries a code that points at your page; you edit the page from your phone and the change is live in seconds. The printed code never needs to change.

What happens if I stop paying, or you disappear?

Nothing happens to the scan. There is no subscription for the basic page — it's included with the merch. If the service ever wound down, codes freeze on their last message rather than break. A shirt that 404s is a broken product, and we're not shipping broken products.

Is scanning one of these safe?

Every code lands on blurtcode.com — always. No redirects to random sites, no downloads, no login prompts. You see a message page, that's it.

When does it ship?

We're lining up the first print run now. Join the list and you'll get first-run access and 20% off — printing is on-demand, so once we're live it's about 2–5 business days plus shipping.